Raines, Pax and I are on our Friday lunch date. Raines is sitting there, lost in thought. Then suddenly, we have this conversation:
R: Mom? There was this girl? She…she…DOVE…into the water in a swimmmin suit and when she came back up she jus’ wanted to be all naked, Mom.
R (incredulous): Yup. She was jus’ bare – no clothes, no nuffin all over.
Me: Where was this?
R: I don’t know Mom. I was jus’ watchin.
Me: Watching….where? Like on TV?
R: Yeah. Dad and I were jus’ watchin on TV and MAN…naked.
Me (primly): Perhaps the water was too warm.
BUT OMG. HE’S FOUR!!!
I don’t even want to know.